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• The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
  -- Old Testament -- Numbers xxii, 28...
• And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
  ..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
• I last saw Elvis at the K-Mart, where he was selling the blue suede special.
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• Science! true daughter of Old Time thou art! Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes.
  Why preyest thou thus upon the poet's heart, Vulture, whose wings are dull realities?...
• The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug
  and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages....
• The Commandments of the EE: 5: Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measures of high-voltage circuits too
  hat thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has no company property number and can be easily surveyed, the test meter has one and, as a consequence, bringeth much woe unto a purchasing agent....
• This is Elvis. Any messages for me?
• In all thy humours, whether grave or mellow, Thou 'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow, Hast so much wit and mirth and spleen about thee, There is no living with thee, nor without thee.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Spectator, No. 68...