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And the gap, which was just under five seconds, is now just over four.
And the God Ditka decreed Polish Sausage and Beer for all, every day.
And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers Is always the first to be touch'd by the thorns.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Oh think not my Spirits are always as ligh...
And the heat goes on...where the hand has been. -- Byrne/Eno
And the imperial votaress passed on, In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell...
And the kids around here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands.
And the lawyer looks down at his mutilated and severed arm and says: My Rolex, my Rolex
And the list goes on...
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.
.. -- The Holy Book of Armame...
And the Lord God said unto Moses -- and correctly, I believe .
.. -- Field Marshal Montgomery, opening a chapel service...

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