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And then he drew a dial from his poke, And looking on it with lack-lustre eye, Says very wisely, "It is ten o'clock
Thus we may see," quoth he, "how the world wags." -- William Shakespeare (1564-161...
And then he wacked up and down my favorite baby seal.
And the night shall be filled with music, And the cares that infest the day Shall fold their tents like the Arabs, And as silently steal away.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- The Day is do...
And then I got rescued by this bowl! -- Jo, PLANET OF THE DALEKS
... and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways?'" -- G. Mouse
And then it goes... BOOOOOMMMM!!!
And then it started like a guilty thing Upon a fearful summons.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 1...
And then I woke up.
And the northern lights commenced to glow. And she said, with a tear in her eye, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
-- Frank Zappa, "The Story of Nanook and the F...
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