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• Think. Think think. Think said Pooh, and got a headache.
• I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company.
  "Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman....
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• Never tell them what you wouldn't do. -- Adam Clayton Powell
• Q: What time of day was Adam born? A: A little before Eve.
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
  No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....