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• Another day, another sausage... -- FZ, "Jezebel Boy
• Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. Polish Proverb
• Since the star [Sirius] advances one day every four yea
  and in order that the holidays celebrated in the summer shall not fall into winter, as has been and will be the case if the year continues to have 360 and 5 additional days, it is hereby decreed that henceforth every four years there shall be celebrated the holidays of the Gods of Euergetes after the 5 additional days and before the new year, so that everyone might know that the former shortcomings in reckoning the seasons of the year have henceforth been truly corrected by King Euergetes....
• Beer: God's gift to the working slob.
• Every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God. -- Lenny Bruce
• A king who was mad at the time, Decreed limerick writing a crime
  But late in the night All the poets would write Verses without any rhyme or meter....
• Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .
  ... everyone was eating paper and a policeman was at the door....
• Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .
  .. everyone was eating paper and a policeman was at the door....