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• God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
• The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
  -- Old Testament -- Numbers xxii, 28...
• I believe that God puts us in this jolly world to be happy and enjoy life -- Lord Baden-Powell
• The Law of Moses contains 613 rules. The Lord summed it up in Ten Commandments.
  Christ summarized it in two: Love God, Love thy Neighbor....
• Cthulhu Said It, I believe It, And That Settles It.
• And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
  ..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
• The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
  Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....
• PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...