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• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• You say that now, but try chewing a child the next time you're car sick.
• I think the next four years we should try it with no President. -- Dana Frado
• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
• Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
  I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix....
• Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.