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• Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving an income tax refund.
• Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. RAYMOND
• Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
  -- F. J. Raymond...
• Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
  -- Winston Churchill Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund....
• Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
• HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.