Next Time You Wave, Use ALL Of Your Fingers!
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
Keyboardists use *all* their fingers.
Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
-- Second Law of Final Exam...
If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.