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• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Lisa: I appreciate the offer, but it goes against every moral fiber in my body.
  Bart: Suit yourself. If you change your mind, here's my card....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate i
• Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Fired that the house rejects him, "'Sdeath! I 'll print it, And shame the fools.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 61...
• Next time I will try English.