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• Never volunteer for anything. -- Lackland
• NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
• Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
• (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything -- Lackland's Law
• Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last.
  (3) Never volunteer for anything...
• Never send a letter requesting information to an editor unless you expect to receive a prolix letter in return.
  -- Robert Cook...
• If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.
  -- Austin O'Malley...