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And one day we will master the art of karate and we will rise up and make the buggers eyes water.
And one ring to moderat... err... rule them all.
And on her lover's arm she leant, And round her waist she felt it fold, And far across the hills they went In that new world which is the old.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- The Day-Dream, Th...
And on that day, Lister, Satan will be skating to work. -- Rimmer.
And on the 8th day, God said, "Ok, Murphy, you're in charge!
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
And on the 8th day Man, unable to cope, discovered drugs.
And on the seventh day, God said, "It's Miller time!
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
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