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• And o'er the hills, and far away Beyond their utmost purple rim, Beyond the night, across the day, Thro' all the world she follow'd him.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- The Day-Dream, The Departure, iv...
• A rosebud set with little wilful thorns, And sweet as English air could make her, she.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- The Princess, Part i, Line 153...
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
  he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• He offered her a Round the World Cruise. Too late she learned, it was only a spin on his water bed.
• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• As she fled fast through sun and shade The happy winds upon her play'd, Blowing the ringlet from the braid.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Sir Launcelot and Queen Guinevere...