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• And on the 8th day, God said, "Ok, Murphy, you're in charge!
• It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• And God said: "E=MC^2" and there was light....
• And on the 8th day Man, unable to cope, discovered drugs.
• A zeal of God, but not according to knowledge. -- New Testament -- Romans x, 2
• Two undeniable truths: 1) God exists and 2) You're not Him.
• Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night showeth knowledge.
  -- Old Testament -- Psalm xix, 2...
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...
• The god of my idolatry. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 2