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And remember, let's do it to them before they do it to us.
And remember - "Oprah" spelled backwards is "Harpo.
And remember, rebooting your brain can be tricky. -- Eric Townsend (erict@flatline)
And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
And rest at last where souls unbodied dwell, In ever-flowing meads of Asphodel.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xxiv, Line 19...
Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold.
-- Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV...
Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be. -- Mary R. Thompso
Andrew Jackson was the only U.S. President to believe that the world is flat.
And rival all but Shakespeare's name below.
-- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Pleasures of Hope, Part i, Line 472...
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