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• There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
  -- Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister, "Peopleware", 1987...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
  -- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
  No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
• Lister: Is it me, or are those frogs saying 'useless'?
  Frogs: Useless, useless, Rimmer, you're useless. Ca...
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
  -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'...