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• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
  Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...
• Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
  -- Socrates (B.C. 469-399)...
• Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
  [finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
• Why should we faint and fear to live alone, Since all alone, so Heaven has willed, we die?
  Nor even the tenderest heart, and next our own, Knows half the reasons why we smile and sigh....
• Wizards should not go seeking revenge, killing, or death in general.
  After all, revenge, killing, and death in general have a way of showing up whether you are looking for them or not....
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie.
  -- Attorney General William Saxbe...