My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel. The first dog I
saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back. I said,
"That's a strange-looking dog." The salesman says, "That's true, but he's
the fastest animal in the world going downhill." I got something more
normal. A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your
purse.
-- Jean Carroll
saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back. I said,
"That's a strange-looking dog." The salesman says, "That's true, but he's
the fastest animal in the world going downhill." I got something more
normal. A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your
purse.
-- Jean Carroll
Related:
- saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me
You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious,... - I thought you said that your dog does not bite!
It's not my dog... - A guy walks into a pub and asks: "Does anyone here own a Doberman
I feel really bad about this, but my Chihuahua just... - A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved
dog in his brother's care
The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother... - Bart: I know, the window.
Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing
Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's... - One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in
I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people
You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window...
