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• Watson! Come here! I need you!
• Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney!
• Mr. Burns always answers the phone by saying, "Hoy Hoy!
  This is the word that Alexander Graham Bell suggested that we all say when we answer the phone....
• When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted service for one minute in his honor.
  They've been honoring him intermittently ever since, I believe. -- The Grab Bag...
• I want you to see Peel, Stanley, Graham, Sheil, Russell, Macaulay, Old Joe, and so on.
  They are all upper-crust here. -- Thomas C. Haliburton (1796-1865) -- Sam Slick in England, Chap....
• Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.