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• Even though Mr. Chisel was cleared on all counts of bank fraud, the judge sentenced him to 1000 hours of community service - just in case.
  -- Marshall, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...
• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
  -- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• Philately can be a very rewarding pastime if you give it a chance.
  Stamps are beautiful. They're a good investment....
• Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
  -- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
• A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  -- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana