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• Genny: You know, you're probably the best-looking guy I've ever seen.
  Cat: Well, I wasn't going to be the first to say it....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
• Marge: Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the back yard but the gun wasn't there.
  Have you seen it? Abe: You accuse me of everything around here?...