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And If You've Just Tuned In, We're Talking About The Red-hot, Tight-buttocked, Hairy Host Of Hell.
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'And if you've just tuned in, we're talking about the red-hot,
tight-buttocked, hairy host of Hell.'
-- The Church Lady
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Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
What the hell are you talking about, sir? -- Bart, "Call of the Simpso
Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...
Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
Don't look now, but the waiter behind you is about to stab you in the back with a red hot poker.
Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...