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• Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
  -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
• Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
  Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The Triangle Sam...
• Norm returns from the hospital.] Coach: What's up, Norm?
  Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom Sam...
• I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
  He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?
  Oh, get real, Cliff. -- Chee...
• Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?
  "Oh, get real, Cliff." --- Chee...
• Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
  Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....
• Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
  How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...
• Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach
  Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it....