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• Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes; Flow gently, I 'll sing thee a song in thy praise.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Flow gently, sweet Afto...
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
• Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
  [clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance....
• Press any key to continue...except that...not that either...try again!
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...