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Mommy, do all fairy tales beginning with `Once upon a time'?
"No, dear. Nowadays, lots of them start with `If I am elected....
Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
Mommy, if Janet Reno can start fires, why can't I?
Mommy, mommy! The garbage man is here! Well, tell him we don't want any! -- Groucho Marx
Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
Mommy's baby, daddy's maybe !
Mommy's very busy, call Dad. -- Chelsea Clinto
Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
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