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• Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
• Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here
  TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville....
• Kill a commy for your mommy.
• Mommy's baby, daddy's maybe !
• Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. -- Groucho Marx
• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx