Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Mink is for football games ... please. Out in the fresh air, sit in it, eat hot dogs in it, anything.
But not evening, not elegance, I beg of you. -- Valentina...
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Minor Operation: Coal digging...
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistol
hey may buy shotguns freely, however....
Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!!
Minoxidil didn't work $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER
MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musicia
ow a nigger with a color less than skin deep and a humor more than flesh and blood can bear....
Minty-fresh feet lie in your future.
Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
-- "Laughs Unlimited...

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