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• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
• Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
  Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
• Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
  Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
• Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
  Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
• Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
• Will: "Roses are red, Violets are Blue. Jazz and I are black, But, Carlton, what are you?
  Excerpt from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai...
• Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.
  -- Miss Firecracke...