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• As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he as a soldier.
  Other than that, he's a great military man, I want you to know that....
• A message from the Anybody But Bush campaign: Saddam Hussein still has a job, Do you?
• Asking when [Saddam Hussein] will be overthrown is like asking when the economy's coming back.
  -- An aide to President Bush...