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Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
Missionaries are infernal nuisances who ought to be kept at home. -- H.P. Lovecraft, 9/12/1925
Missionary Position: The missionary on top.
Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Miss not the discourse of the elders. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiasticus viii, 9
MISS, n. The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr....
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Miss Piggy does it with Kermit.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck?
Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules.
If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done...

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