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• Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistol
  hey may buy shotguns freely, however....
• It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx
• If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of change will exceed the rate of progress.
  -- Laws of Project Management #5...
• It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
• You may be redneck... if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap.
• You may be redneck... if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest.
• You may be redneck... if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap.