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• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Give the people a new word and they think they have a new fact.
  -- Willa Cather (1873-1947) U.S. noveli...
• Give us, O give us, the man who is cheerful in his work!
  Be his occupation what it may, he is equal to any of those who follow the same pursuit in silent sullenness....
• Did not our heart burn within us while he talked with us? -- New Testament -- Luke xxiv, 32
• Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• There are so many bugs in our embassy in Moscow it is time for us to send over a new ambassador -- the Orkin man.
• Is there anything whereof it may be said, See, this is new?
  It hath been already of old time, which was before us. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes i, 10...
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....