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Masturbation doesn't cause blindness. Love does.
Masturbation is coming unscrewed.
Masturbation is great - and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner afterwards and talk to it about its problems.
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
-- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
Masturbation: The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
MATADOR Spaniard who kills bulls. Somewhere, probably in Bull Heaven, there's a place where Spaniards get mercilessly taunted, then knifed by a bull to the cheering of hundreds of other bulls.
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Match-makers do it with singles.
Match makers do it with sticks.
Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention].
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