Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!...
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  H. L. Mencken (1880...
• Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
  Think about it...
• It's a fact women live longer than men-especially
  widows...
• Single folks die younger;
  married folks,...
• Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married,
  because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby...
• Men love their ideas more than their lives. And the more preposterous the idea,
  the more eager they are to die for it. And to kill...
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway...
• A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex,
  for instance, men and women, live together in one...