Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men. But Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

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• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
  Think about it....
• It's a fact women live longer than men-especially widows.
• Single folks die younger; married folks, slowe
• Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
• Men love their ideas more than their lives. And the more preposterous the idea, the more eager they are to die for it.
  And to kill for it. -- Edward Abbey...
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
• A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex
  for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose....