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Magicians do it with mirrors.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
Less well known is the sto...
Magicians never die, they just get a new wand!
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
Magic is but true love of life and spirit... Magic Happens!
Magic is everywhere!
Magic is real (unless declared integer). -- Wiz Zumwal
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin.
There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them....
magic smoke: n. A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function (also called `blue smoke'
his is similar to the archaic `phlogiston' hypothesis about combustion). Its ...
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