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Magic users are WIMPS!" -- Famous Last Word
MAGIC USERS do it with their hands.
Magic Users have crystal balls.
Magic weapons can, on occasion, be of great use, yet one more part of the truly rounded wizard's arsenal of tricks, spells, and remarks for all occasions.
However, the thoroughly prepared mage will fi...
Magistrate to act on indecent show. -- Headline
Magma Giant Space Hamster.
Magna Charta is such a fellow that he will have no sovereign.
-- Sir Edward Coke (1549-1634) -- Debate in the Commons, May 17, 1628...
MAGNET, n. Something acted upon by magnetism. MAGNETISM, n.
Something acting upon a magnet....
MAGNIFICENT, adj. Having a grandeur or splendor superior to that to which the spectator is accustomed, as the ears of an ass, to a rabbit, or the glory of a glowworm, to a maggot.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Magnificent spectacle of human happiness.
-- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- America, Edinburgh Review, July, 1824...

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