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• God is real, unless declared integer.
• God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
• Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid!
• Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are going on an interview.
• There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.
  -- Norman Vincent Peale...
• Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
  Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.