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Make a living, but make room for life.
Make a mistake? Blame someone else! -- Liberal Rule # 6
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt to take a ride with Susan Smith.
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt with Dr. Kevorkian.
Make a promise to yourself.
Make a RUN for the Border...'Taco Bell'.
Make a small scene outside a seafood restaurant. Accuse them of sauteeing your best friend.
Glare at everyone who comes out. -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Make a virtue of necessity. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect.
3, Memb. 4, Subsect. 1...
Make a wish, it might come true. If it does, you'll wish it hadn't.
Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)
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