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Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want.
-- Myrtle Reed...
Lots of people will not graduate this year from college, but that's alright, since none of them went to school this year.
Lots of them go to the spring, but none of 'em ever drink. -- Footpri
Lots of things there that you can drink, but stay away from the kitchen sink.
The kitchen garbage that you throw into the bay, they drink at lunch in San Jose....
Lotteries--you have to play to lose.
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer.
Lotus, the name; divine, nectareous juice!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book ix, Line 106...
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
Louder than Sam Kinnison.
Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...

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