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• Lots of people will not graduate this year from college, but that's alright, since none of them went to school this year.
• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• You tell 'em Calendar, You've got lots of dates.
• Lots of things there that you can drink, but stay away from the kitchen sink.
  The kitchen garbage that you throw into the bay, they drink at lunch in San Jose....
• When you drink the water, remember the spring. -- Chinese Proverb
• When you drink from the stream remember the spring. Chinese Proverb
• I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth anything.
  Sociopolitical whines aside, Gan you give me, gratis, free, The price of half a gallon Of Gallo extra bad And most of the bus fare home....
• If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to the moon and back.
  .. and none of them would be complaining. -- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Time...