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• Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
• Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
  (Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.) ~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930...
• The Greeks - impoverished descendants of a bunch of la-de-da fruit salads who invented democracy and then forgot how to use it while walking around dressed up like girls.
• Did you hear about the <ethnic> that went to the airport?
  Saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so he turned around and went home....
• In the space age we'll be able to go around the world in two hours .
  . . one hour for flying and the other to get to the airport....
• Most women do not want to be liberated from their essential natures as women.
• Rachel dashes into the cafe, excited.] Rachel: Airport, airport.
  Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp....
• If you can't find your inspiration by walking around the block one time, go around two blocks--but never three.
  -- Robert Motherwell...