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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewa
Love is a passion which kindles honor into noble acts. -- Dryde
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
-- Matt Groening...
Love is a poster on a post office wall, a black and white photo two inches tall, a detailed description with names and with places, a list of crimes with expressionless faces.
Love is a rose, but you'd better not pick it. It only grows when it's on the vine.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening...
Love is a variation of hopelessness. Love is the fire in the dragon's mouth, the sting in the scorpion's tail.
Love is a word, a word with a meaning, but just a word.
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot....
Love is being stupid together.

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