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• The following is a recommendation from the dean at Foley College, a small liberal arts college, to the president of the college.
  "Since college-bound students are increasingly concerned about job prospects after graduation, Foley College should attempt to increase enrollment by promising to find its students jobs after they graduate....
• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
  "Academia High School should abolish its after-school performing-arts programs and replace them with computer-technology programs....
• Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning.
  First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away....
• Since I went to school the Sisters who teach there are not nearly as strict.
  Amnesty International got after them....
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• Sitting in the same classroom, reading the same textbook, listening to the same teacher, boys and girls receive very different educations.
  From grade school through graduate school female students are more likely to be invisible members of classrooms....
• The following memo appeared in the newsletter of the West Meria Public Health Council.
  "An innovative treatment has come to our attention that promises to significantly reduce absenteeism in our schools and workplaces....
• You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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