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An advertisement offers to make your fortune, instructions sent on receipt of $
1. The reply is -- "Do as we do....
ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
An after debt experience requires use of scissors.
An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
-- James Michener, "Space...
An agent is a vampire with a telephone. -- Any Edito
An agreeable companion on a journey is as good as a carriage.
-- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 143...
An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.
-- Irish Politician on RTE radio, from John O'Sullivan (Dublin, Ireland)...
An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
A naked man fears no pickpocket.

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