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An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing.
But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. -- Billy Wilde...
An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow. -- Edwin Booth
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An addlepated individual and his specie divaricate with prematurity.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An ad hominy argument is gritless.
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
An adult is a deteriorated child.
An adult is one who has ceased to grow vertically but not horizontally.
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered." -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...

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