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  Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep] -- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI...
• There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking up to find that you are at a conference
  and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep....
• You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to get up.
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• Bedfellow's Rule: The one who snores will fall asleep first.
• I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
• The one who snores will fall asleep first. -- BEDFELLOWS RULE