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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
-- E. B. Waite...
Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall.
For a pro...
An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the commonwealth.
-- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) -- Reliquiae Wottonianae...
An ambitious and aggressive mother conned pianist Arthur Rubinstein into listening to her 10-year-old son murder a nocturne by Chopin.
At the conclusion of the massacre, Rubinstein announced, "Madam...
An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to an amendment to a motion may not be amended.
However, a substitute for an amendment to and amendment to a motion may be adopted and the su...
An American Fascist seeking power would not proclaim that he is a fascist.
Fascism always camouflages its plans and purposes....
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops.

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