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an animal loses not only its life but also its third dimension.
-- Roger M. Knutson, in Flattened Fauna...
An Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own identity, is a discontented creature, doomed to create new problems for himself for the duration of his stay on this planet.
Since nei...
An Animated Cartoon Theology: 1. People are animals.
2. The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain....
An anniversary was coming up, he started to reminisce about the last ten years.
She just wanted to talk about her presents....
An answer! I don't even know the question. -- Kirk
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.
-- David Letterma...
An apache is a member of a gang of criminals, especially in Paris.
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
-- Karl Krau...
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case.
God has written all the books. -- Samuel Butle...
An apology is the superglue of life: it can repair just about anything. -- Lynn Johnsto

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