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• Does anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a white electric blanket?
  I'm afraid to wash it in the machine. Thanks, Kathy....
• Anyone who makes a blanket statement is a fool.
• For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.
• One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
• piezo-electric interference
• Cops do it with electric rods.
• HUMDINGER -- an electric dildo.
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....