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A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes- -now it's Miller time
A musician, an artist, an architect: the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William H. Blake (1757-1827)...
A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at the death of composer Edward MacDowell.
She played the elegy for the pianist Josef Hoffman, then asked his opinion....
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. -- Sir Thomas Beecham
A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing .
.. the forerunner of a new and better kind of human being!...
A mysterious recorded voice groans into life and announce
"This exit is closed. Please leave via main office....
A myth is a moth's sister. -- Stan Laurel
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
-- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy", 1973...
An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.
An 18-year-old boy, if he's properly formed, is ruled by the cruise missile in his pants.
The taut heartstrings and the fanciful talk -- they're all just formalities to getting laid...

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